Another day, another bizarre murder in our beautiful country. Seems that one Lawrence Wells not only murdered 17 victims over several decades but decided to dig up the bodies and build a macabre totem pole with them. Mr. Wells has been taken into custody and is currently awaiting trial pending the acceptance of his confession. In a twist of fate Mr. Well’s final victim, Joel Summers, turned out to be Mr. Well’s son. Apparently he thought that Mr. Summers was the child of a romantic rival. Mr. Well’s one act as a father was to destroy his own son.